GETTING REKT


  • Written by and starring
    Jamie Nowski

Performances

  • Dates
    21 September 2026 - 24 September 2026
  • Times
  • 7.30pm

Tickets

  • Full Price£20
  • Concession£15
  • Nimbus Card Holder - Proof required£0

Recommended age: 15+
Contains strong language and themes of dementia, and brief non-sexual nudity.

Overview

 

Rek has big dreams, big chat, and absolutely no idea what he’s doing.

He’s 25, “pretty much from Croydon bruv,” and fully committed to the image: grime producer, party boy, ladies’ man, future legend. The reality? He works in a care home, can’t get booked for an open mic, and is starting to suspect the persona might be wearing thinner than his tracksuit.

Then there’s Zofia.

Cheeky, sharp, and living with dementia, Zofia is the only person who sees straight through Rek’s act.

So when she asks to see sunflowers in December, Rek does what any reasonable care worker would do: he breaks her out.

What follows is a chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly moving journey across London in search of flowers, stars, music, memory, and something like meaning.

Blending grime, classical music, spoken word, and razor-sharp storytelling, Getting Rekt is a one-man play about fronting, friendship, masculinity, care, and the people who find us when we have completely lost ourselves.

Funny, tender, and full of bite.

 

Creatives

Director
Finella Waddilove

Original Music Design
Jack Bales

Producers
Teryn Gray & Wicked Thistle Productions

Photographer
Zoë Birkbeck

Poster Designer
Christine Fitzgerald