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• Written by
  SAM GORDON-WEBB

Book Tickets

Overview

December, 2086. London’s grass is the colour of powdered ginger.

At the launch party of a new turmeric juice brand, Gwyneth Paltrow is the only VIP who fails to show.

What follows is a gloriously strange, wildly anarchic fable on the seductive fantasy of optimal living.

Funny, fizzy and faintly apocalyptic, it is a playful reckoning with wellness, climate anxiety and the irresistible hope that one more miracle juice might solve everything.

 

“Zingier than a ginger shot.”

“Hilarious, deliciously weird…always keeps you on your toes”

“Bold and distinct”

“A brilliant, bonkers piece of theatre…full of life, hope and heart.”