The Liar, The Bitch & The Wardrobe – A Very Adult Panto

Book Tickets
  • Written by
    Joshua Coley

Presented by HOW COOL PRODUCTIONS, BIG TELE & THE UNION THEATRE

Performances

  • Dates
    29 November 2025 - 4 January 2026
  • Times
  • Wednesday to Saturday at 7.30pm
  • Saturday and Sunday at 3pm

Tickets

  • Full Price£28
  • Access Seat (proof in collection) £0

Running Time

  • 2 hours with an interval

Overview

A Narnia Like You’ve Never Seen Before
Written by Joshua Coley and directed by Sasha Regan , this show promises a chaotic and camp journey.

The story follows two evacuees who stumble through a wardrobe and into a very different kind of Narnia. Here, they encounter familiar-but-hilarious characters with new names like Mr. Topless, The Hungry Beaver, and The Tight Bitch.

The production is a whirlwind of pop culture references, adult-themed humour & unexpected musical numbers, paying homage to artists like Chappell Roan.

The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe is a perfect reminder that Christmas can be naughty, silly and an absolute riot.

Grab your tickets now for a truly unmissable night out!

Reviews

"My chest hurt from laughing"
Theatre & Tonic

"A raucous and high camp night out"
The Gay Times

"Hilarious & Puntastic"
The ReviewsHub

Creatives

Director
Sasha Regan

Musical Director
Richard Baker

Set Designer
Reuben Speed

Costume Designer
Janet Huckle

Production Associate
Owen Holland

Producer
Ben Bull

Producer
Nik Haukohl

Producer
The Union Theatre